Happy  Birthday !!!

Two weeks ago was my 45th birthday,
and I wasn't feeling too hot that morning anyway.

 

 

 

I went to breakfast knowing my wife would be pleasant and say

"Happy Birthday,"
and probably have a present for me.

 

 

She didn't even say
"Good Morning," let alone any "Happy Birthday."

 

 

I thought,
"Well, that's wives for you.
The children will remember."

 

 

The children came in to breakfast and didn't say a word.

 

 

When I started to the office I was feeling pretty low and despondent.

 

 

As I walked into my office,
my secretary, Janet said,
"Good Morning Boss, Happy Birthday."

 

And I felt little better;
someone had remembered.

 

 

I worked until noon.

 

 

Then, Janet knocked on my door and said,
"You know, it's such a beautiful day outside and it's your birthday,
let's go to lunch,
just you and me."

 

I said,
"By George, that's the greatest thing I've heard all day.
Let's go."

 

 

We went to lunch.

 

 

We didn't go where we normally go;
we went out into the country to little private place.
We had two martinis and enjoyed lunch tremendously.

 

 

On the way back to the office,
she said,
"You know, it's such a beautiful day.
We don't need to go back to the office, do we ?"

 

I said,
"No, I guess not."

 

She said,
"Let's go to my apartment."

 

After arriving at her apartment she said,
"Boss, if you don't mind, I think I'll go into the bedroom
and slip into something more comfortable."

 

"Sure,"
I excitedly replied.

 

 

She went into the bedroom and, in about six minutes,
she came out carrying a big birthday cake,
followed by my wife, children, and dozens of our friends.

 

 

All were singing Happy Birthday...

and there on the couch I sat   ...   naked.

 

 

 

 

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