LUST

When your tongues meet across a crowded room.

 

LOVE

When your eyes meet across a crowded room.

 

MARRIAGE

When you try to lose your spouse in a crowded room.

 

 

LUST

When intercourse is called "screwing"

 

LOVE

When intercourse is called "making love"

 

MARRIAGE

When Intercourse is a town in Pannsylvania.

 

 

LUST

When you steal everything they own.

 

LOVE

When you share everything you own.

 

MARRIAGE

When the bank owns everything.

 

 

LUST

When the relationship is over if you don't climax.

 

LOVE

When it doesn't matter if you don't climax.

 

MARRIAGE

When... uh... what's climax?

 

 

LUST

When you phone each other to pick a hotel room.

 

LOVE

When you phone each other just to say, "Hi".

 

MARRIAGE

When you phone each other to bitch about work.

 

 

LUST

When all you write is your phone number.

 

LOVE

When you write poems about your partner.

 

MARRIAGE

When all you write is checks.

 

 

LUST

When your only concern is to find a room with mirrors all around.

 

LOVE

When your only concern is for your partner's feelings.

 

MARRIAGE

When you're only concern is what's on TV.

 

 

LUST

When you only see each other naked.

 

LOVE

When you are proud to be seen in public with your partner.

 

MARRIAGE

When you never see each other awake.

 

 

LUST

When your groin twitches every time you see them.

 

LOVE

When your heart flutters every time you see them.

 

MARRIAGE

When your wallet empties every time you see them.

 

 

LUST

When the song on the radio determides how you do it.

 

LOVE

When all the songs on the radio describe exectly how you feel.

 

MARRIAGE

When you listen to talk radio.

 

 

LUST

When stayling together is someday you try not to think about.

 

LOVE

When breaking up is something you try not to think about.

 

MARRIAGE

When just getting through the day is your only though.

 

 

LUST

When you're only interested in doing things TO your partner.

 

LOVE

When you're only interested in doing things WITH your partner.

 

MARRIAGE

When you're only interested in YOUR golf score.

 

 

LUST

When a rainy day means more time to stay inside and have sex.

 

LOVE

When a rainy day means more time to stay inside and talk.

 

MARRIAGE

When a rainy day means it's time to clean the basement.

 

 

LUST

You only leave the house to buy condoms and Vaseline.

 

LOVE

You only leave the house to buy coffee and doughnuts.

 

MARRIAGE

You only leave the house when you're allowed.

 

 

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