ODGOVORI - ANSWERS

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Uciteljica - KINDERGARTEN TEACHER:
 

"Da bi preslo na drugu stranu."

"To get to the other side"

 

 

 

 

Platon - PLATO:
 

"Zbog opceg dobra."

"For the greater good."

 

 

 

 

Aristotel - ARISTOTLE:
 

"U prirodi je pilica da prelaze cestu."

"It is the nature of chickens to cross roads."

 

 

 

 

Karl Marx:
 

" To je povijesna neminovnost."

"It was a historical inevitability."

 

 

 

 

Saddam Hussein:
 

"Na taj nicim izazvan akt agresije
morat cemo odgovoriti svim raspolozivim sredstvima."

"This was an unprovoked act of rebellion
and we were quite justified in dropping 50 tons of nerve gas on it."

 

 

 

 

Ronald Reagan:
 

"Zaboravio sam."

"I forget."

 

 

 

 

Kapetan James T. Kirk - CAPTAIN JAMES T. KIRK (USS ENTERPRISE):
 

"Da hrabro ode tamo gdje nijedno pile nikad nije."

"To boldly go where no chicken has gone before."

 

 

 

 

Martin Luther King:
 

"Vidim svijet gdje ce svi pilici moci slobodno prelaziti cestu,
bez potrebe da bilo kome objasne svoje motive."

"I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads
without having their motives called into question."

 

 

 

 

Richard Nixon:
 

"Pile nije preslo cestu.
Ponavljam: pile NIJE preslo cestu."

"The chicken did not cross the road.
I repeat, the chicken did NOT cross the road."

 

 

 

 

Agent Mulder - FOX MULDER (X FILES):
 

"Zaboga, vidjeli ste svojim ocima da je pile preslo cestu.
Koliko jos pilica morate vidjeti da prelaze cestu da biste u to povjerovali?"

"You saw it cross the road with your own eyes.
How many more chickens have to cross the road before you believe it?"

 

 

 

 

Machiavelli:
 

"Poanta je u tome da je pile preslo cestu.
Koga je briga zasto?
Sama cinjenica da je preslo opravdava motiv, ma kakav on bio."

"The point is that the chicken crossed the road.
Who cares why?
The end of crossing the road justifies whatever motive there was."

 

 

 

 

Bill Gates:
 

"Microsoft samo sto nije izbacio na trziste novi software
PILE 2000 koji ne samo da prelazi cestu nego i nosi jaja !"

"I have just released the new Chicken Office 2000,
which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs,
file your important documents, and balance your chequebook.
Unfortunately, when it divides 3 by 2 it gets 1.4999999999."

 

 

 

 

Oliver Stone:
 

"Pitanje ne treba glasiti - Zasto je pile preslo cestu? -
nego: - Tko je istovremeno s piletom presao cestu a mi ga nismo primjetili? -
jer nam je to pile podmetnuto da s njim gubimo vrijeme."

"The question is not "Why did the chicken cross the road?"
But is rather "Who was crossing the road at the same time,
whom we overlooked in our haste to observe the chicken crossing?"

 

 

 

 

Charles Darwin:
 

"Poslije dugog vremenskog razdoblja
prirodna selekcija je morala djelovati na pilice
tako da su oni sada i genetski prilagodjeni za prelazenje ceste."

"Chickens, over great periods of time,
have been naturally selected in such a way
that they are now genetically dispositioned to cross roads."

 

 

 

 

Albert Einstein:
 

"Da je pile preslo cestu ili se cesta pomakla pod piletovim nogama,
zavisi od sustava iz kojeg promatramo dogadjaj."

"Whether the chicken crossed the road
or the road moved beneath the chicken depends upon your frame of reference."

 

 

 

 

Buddha:
 

"Postavljanjem tog pitanja porekli ste vlastitu pilecu prirodu."

"Asking this question denies your own chicken nature."

 

 

 

 

Ernest Hemingway:
 

"Da bi umrlo.
Na kisi."

"To die.
In the rain."

 

 

 

 

Sigmund Freud:
 

"Cinjenica da se uopce pitate zasto je pile preslo cestu
otkriva vasu unutarnju nesigurnost."

"The fact that you are at all concerned that the chicken crossed the road
reveals your underlying sexual insecurity."

 

 

 

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