And it is very healthy too!

If every morning you do it as a transcendental meditation...
...just when you get up,
first thing, repeat the mantra 'Fuck you' : five times.

It clears your throat too!


 

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Besides the sexual meaning, there are also the following uses:

 

Ignorance:

Fucked if I know.

Trouble:

I guess I am fucked now!

Fraud:

I got fucked at the used car lot.

Aggression:

Fuck you!

Displeasure:

What the fuck is going on here?

Difficulty:

I can't understand this fucking job.

Incompetence:

He is a fuck-off.

Suspicion:

What the fuck are you doing?

Enjoyment:

I had a fucking good time.

Request:

Get the fuck out of here.

Hostility:

I'm going to knock your fucking head off.

Greeting:

How the fuck are you?

Apathy:

Who gives a fuck?

Innovation:

Get a bigger fucking hammer.

Surprise:

Fuck! You scared the shit out of me!

Anxiety:

Today is really fucked.

The Most Interesting Word in the English Language

 

One of the most interesting words in the English language today is the word `fuck'.

It is a magical word.

Just by its sound it can describe pain, pleasure, hate and love.
In language it falls into many grammatical categories.

 

 

        It can be used as a verb,
        both transitive, "John fucked Mary,"
        and intransitive, "Mary was fucked by John",
        and as a noun, "Mary is a fine fuck."
        It can be used as an adjective, "Mary is fucking beautiful."

        As you can see, there are not many words with the versatility of fuck.

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